May 15, 2013

darlingdaintyfoot asked: I was just reading your stuff on TC and UGH some of the comments are so exasperatingly ridiculous! The whole "let's take everything this author writes completely literally and then get really offended when it doesn't represent ME" is a bit old.. how annoying is that, to you as a writer? Or is it valuable to hear?

bitchy commenters are my life force

their tears make for the most potent moisturizer

and their sad, sad pastime activity gives me even more impetus to feel smug and fulfilled in my own mediocre life ^_^

May 15, 2013

currentlythymoss asked: Not sure if my previous ask went through, but Chelsea, I also want to ask: how do you get out of a rut? I'm graduating with a bad degree now, and I feel so paralysed and depressed and incapable of moving forward or taking charge of my life. I just. Don't know what to do and I'm so terrified.

I can’t really tell you anything other than what I did, which was a big move to a new place that forced me entirely out of my comfort zone in every way. If that is feasible for you, I would do it, because it makes you realize how much of your day-to-day is based on familiarity and complacency. It makes you want to do more things.

Best of luck!

May 15, 2013

farwzzz asked: Chelsea!! you are the smartest person I know so I need to ask you something. how would I subtly go about asking a guy if he has a gf or not? I don't want to sound creepy andall the advice I've gotten would make me. :( please help even though this is a pretty unimportant problem lol. ps: I love you!

I LOVE YOU TOO

also, you should just ask him! why can’t you just say “do you have a girlfriend?”

perhaps i’m missing something, but that doesn’t seem like an excessively intrusive question.

best of luck, you adorable human!

May 15, 2013

Anonymous asked: Hi Chelsea. Your posts have really resonated with me over the past couple months since I first started reading them. Your thoughts on relationships and love really strike a chord with me especially having gone through a really tough relationship change months ago that I am still emotionally dealing with. My question is this: do you think someone can truly love another if that person has cheated? Its complex, I realize, but any thoughts? He was my first love and his first serious relationship.

SO MANY PEOPLE ASK ME THIS

i had one boyfriend who cheated on me and it never worked out post-cheating, because regardless of whether i thought he would do it again, i knew that the relationship was broken enough in the first place to warrant cheating

cheaters are not wholly broken people, they just don’t work with YOU. i say get out

May 15, 2013

Anonymous asked: How is the clarisonic brush working for you??? I am waiting with baited breath to know because I want to buy one!

IT’S EXCELLENT AND SO ADDICTING

i don’t know how i ever lived without it :D

though my local sephora recently got the clairsonic mia in adorable spring colors for mother’s day after only having white for months on end (which i foolishly bought), so now i am stuck with Clinical Treatment White when i could be having Adorable Spring Pink for all of my home-exfoliant needs. but such is the fickle reality of life.

May 15, 2013

mlehew16 asked: How do you choose a topic to write about? What do you do about writer's block? I always want to sit down and write, but I can never find the direction to go in. Any tips?

I’m contractually not allowed to have writer’s block. :)

Seriously, though, I am constantly brainstorming and putting stuff into different folders to write about later. I take notes on my ideas when I’m running errands or walking around. Things to write about are everywhere!

May 15, 2013

Anonymous asked: 6 places to find stupid fucking articles written by pretentious fucks --> thought catalog

LOL you really took the time to put this in my inbox, u r sad

May 15, 2013

So I finally have the green light to share the name of my book coming out this fall (and though I cannot show the cover, trust that it exceeds your wildest dreams). My book, which you will all be flashmobbing your local bookstore for, is called:

I’m Only Here For The WiFi: A Complete Guide To Reluctant Adulthood

May 14, 2013
Never Trust Professional Male Feminists

I know I tend to get on the “professional ally” thing a lot on here — I made that post a while back about the constantly self-flagellating white people who follow around PoC, but that exists with pretty much every marginalized group.

There is something I really don’t trust about the idea of a person in a privileged profession basing a career or an entire internet persona on the oppression of others. While I do think that it’s essential that we all try to be as conscious as possible about issues we might be complicity in without even realizing it, I don’t like the idea of making yourself a Shiny Bright Ally Who Is Not Like the Rest as a profession.

And I know that, at least from an internet traffic standpoint, that shit works. I see it firsthand every day. Be a man, write a feminist screed, that shit gets attention and it gets rewarded. I know people who exclusively write SJ-ish stuff as their job even though they are not part of the group they speak of, and their position as someone not in that group allows their voice to be heard with a false sense of “objectivity.” People write things that are “conscious” often because a) it makes them look better and b) it expands their platform. And after a while, you can start to question the motives. They’re not all Hugo Schwyzer-level awful, but they should be questioning exactly what they’re basing their career and persona on, and who it is most directly benefiting.

It’s easy to underestimate how important it is to just be a good person to everyone around us and make informed, positive decisions. To just treat people like human fucking beings. I don’t need some man constantly pulling out his Great Big Defender Sword to save me from the patriarchy. I see guys posting these overwrought feminist screeds for ally cookies non-stop and it makes me cringe, because I really do not need it as a woman. I need him to treat me as an equal, and to perhaps occasionally listen to what I have to say about institutional sexism. That’s it. And I don’t like the idea of men constantly profiting off of the issues that he assumes I must face every day, issues he must save me from.

It’s a complex issue, to be sure. And there is a balance to be struck between writing consciously/spreading knowledge, and making your voice the only one that gets heard when it is actually the least informed.

That said, I have written on the topic of white feminist privilege before (once or twice, I think, most recently a few months ago), and I want to take this opportunity to link some of the people whose work has really been teaching me and expanding my perspective of the world around me. They are all fascinating, thoughtful people that are more than worth following, and not just about the subject of racism/privilege. I could stand to shout people out more, and I want to get better about doing that. So here’s a start, related to the topic at hand:

Safy

Sara

Britt

Yohanna

Jules

Now go follow them! Do it! :) 

May 13, 2013

can’t our leg hair take a hint like come on guys we don’t need u thanks but no thanks

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