March 2012
75 posts
I’m going to the American grocery store down the street that is painfully, brutally overpriced, and — regardless of cost — I am going to buy the ingredients to make a good old fashioned Betty Crocker cake, tub of icing and all.
And I’m gonna look at that same little old lady from the midwest who owns it and is always there, no matter the time of day, and I’m gonna...
I'm actually starting to see more satirical quotes...
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Thanks for all the sweet things in my ask box! You...
Anonymous asked: What does he see in you? I'm asking honestly.
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I keep seeing these people on my dash like, "I...
In case you haven’t had the divine privilege of seeing this particular body mod trend, please to enjoy:
Now, some of you may find this aesthetically pleasing, even enhancing to what is already a very enjoyable body part in general. However, like with most body mods (especially ones so closely tied with the actual physical layout of your body), I find myself asking a series of genuine...
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You should be following me on Twitter, it is good... →
And also, would the people I follow please send me theirs? I don’t know who amongst you guys is even on it, but one social media platform of your majesty is not enough.
To the person who just sent me an anon question in...
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“Jesus Fucking Christ. It’s like this was written by Jack Kerouac’s vagina.”
– Attention, Women: The World’s Most Annoying Blowhard Is Coming to Steal Your Boyfriend (via nickdouglas)
I clearly am missing some irony chip, or I have yet to get my internet-comprehension package upgraded, but this is just absurd. Websites like Jezebel (which purport to be for women, by women,...
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“I have a better idea. Let’s have an amnesty — from the left and the right — on...”
– Bill Maher, In a NYT op-ed, Please Stop Apologizing
True, Bill Maher is kind of an anal fissure in general, but this piece is great—and points out some seriously ridiculous “call-outs” for apologies we may have forgotten about this year alone. Also, inb4 Tumblr’s response...
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jonahime asked you: hi, i'm really sorry to bother...
I understand where you’re coming from here, and though I don’t agree with it, I appreciate you taking the moment to come to me and respectfully lay out your request. I understand that the way “tags” work on this particular website can lead to a feeling of “this is our space” and “we have a claim to what is said here,” but I’m afraid, for most...
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I should add that the person who is construction...
And Tumblr rests its case.
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wildeebeast asked you: I've been browsing the...
I keep feeling, when I browse through tags like that on Tumblr, like I’m spelunking down this enormous underwater cave. Every time I think I reach some kind of bottom zero-point, I find another hole in the floor, and realize the cave goes down miles and miles beyond where I thought it ended.
I saw people who are 7 different kinds of construction machinery living together in one body, a...
I have to have the first thing at the top of my...
strepsis:
Hobbies: Being white and pointing out other white people’s whiteness while expressing contempt for them
Did we just define the internet?
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“I used to blog about social justice, but then I took a bullet to the laptop.”
– User permutationofninjas
heymikewaskom asked: Oh my GOD I agree. I am (or was) a classic oversharer, but lately, in my newest relationship just have no wish to talk about it with anyone because it's that precious to me. KUDOS.
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Being A Prude vs Being Respectful
And that may be the biggest fallacy of all, this idea that laying out the intimate, most explicit details of individual sexual and romantic encounters is somehow revolutionary or brave. In fact, that couldn’t be further from the truth. It is taking someone else’s most intimate moments and laying them out for your own gain. It’s pawning the remnants of your encounter for their lowest street...
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Tumblr SJ is so much more bearable when you...
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alors...
super-eklectic1:
maintenant je peux pas parler anglais…je peux (veux) parler seulement en français pour quelque raison. Qu’est-ce qui se passé?? pourquoi? attends..pourquoi devrais-je le remettre en question?! j’aime ça! quand je rêve en français et quand je me réveille à parler en français….ça déchire!
qui veut parler avec moi?!!
Les réponses à ce post sont extraordinaires....
kharispaxton:
curiouslycool:
They let him free on self defense.
Self defense.
A child was screaming, begging for help up until his last moments alive.
They let him free on self defense.
They blatantly shielded a child murderer. A racist child murderer who committed a homicidal hate crime.
He was begging.
He was screaming.
And then he wasn’t.
TW: The audio is extremely triggering, but...
when you comment on something on facebook and for...
Aaaaaaaaand with the few consecutive days of...
fatwasandfanboys asked: finally mustered up some fucks, and looked up "demisexuality." am i a demisexual? is everyone a demisexual? these people. are they serious?
safyhallanfarah:
I’m disabling Twitter notifications because every “so-and-so favorited/retweeted one of your tweets!” or “so-and-so follows you now, do you feel special?!” notification is a reminder that Internet validation is as annoying as it is soul-sucking.
Oh, it hurts so good, though.
P.S. I am now following you, you better be funny.
albeard asked: When I win all of the money and fly to Paris and we hang out and laugh, can you teach me your secrets to having awesome hair? My hair is as thin and bone straight as can be, but yours always looks nice without being too grossly vavoom. Or better yet, lets skip the niceties and you post hair tips for me? Sweetpeas, thanks.
Anonymous asked: Then may I suggest you stop being a judgemental asshole and go educate yourself about demisexuality so that it DOES make sense?
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Given how much intense, palpable, burning rage...
I think they would literally pass out upon meeting me in person, as I think I’m at least in the top 5th percentile for nice, friendly, and well-mannered.
Seriously, though, some people talk about me like I’m the devil incarnate, and I find it almost an out-of-body experience to read, because in life I just like making babies smile in checkout lines and complimenting old ladies on...
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Woman and Black are Not the Same Thing →
feministsaresexist:
The other day, I had someone who identified himself as a feminist man, tell me that he is certain that women are more disadvantaged than men in our society because men hold more positions of power and influence than women.
I told him that when examining patterns of oppression, advantage, disadvantage and privilege, one cannot look only at the top. One must look downward as...
heymikewaskom asked: Phone interview or face-t0-face or gchat?
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My interview with RZA for Grantland →
You should definitely read it, and I’m being completely unbiased here.
Demisexuality is about attraction. That’s it....
dondeestamaria:
agenderace
LITERALLY NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE.
